diff --git a/4chan_x.user.js b/4chan_x.user.js
index 919f54ff2..fc49b2383 100644
--- a/4chan_x.user.js
+++ b/4chan_x.user.js
@@ -2196,16 +2196,20 @@
       return g.callbacks.push(Time.node);
     },
     node: function(root) {
-      var day, hour, min, month, node, posttime, time, year, _, _ref;
+      var day, hour, min, month, node, parse, posttime, time, year, _, _ref;
       if (root.className === 'inline') {
         return;
       }
       node = (posttime = $('.posttime', root)) ? posttime : $('span[id]', root).previousSibling;
-      _ref = node.textContent.match(/(\d+)\/(\d+)\/(\d+)\(\w+\)(\d+):(\d+)/), _ = _ref[0], month = _ref[1], day = _ref[2], year = _ref[3], hour = _ref[4], min = _ref[5];
-      year = "20" + year;
-      month -= 1;
-      hour = g.chanOffset + Number(hour);
-      Time.date = new Date(year, month, day, hour, min);
+      if (parse = Date.parse(node.textContent)) {
+        Time.date = new Date(parse + g.chanOffset * HOUR);
+      } else {
+        _ref = node.textContent.match(/(\d+)\/(\d+)\/(\d+)\(\w+\)(\d+):(\d+)/), _ = _ref[0], month = _ref[1], day = _ref[2], year = _ref[3], hour = _ref[4], min = _ref[5];
+        year = "20" + year;
+        month -= 1;
+        hour = g.chanOffset + Number(hour);
+        Time.date = new Date(year, month, day, hour, min);
+      }
       time = $.el('time', {
         textContent: ' ' + Time.funk(Time) + ' '
       });
diff --git a/script.coffee b/script.coffee
index ec9615d5b..88668774b 100644
--- a/script.coffee
+++ b/script.coffee
@@ -1663,13 +1663,16 @@ Time =
   node: (root) ->
     return if root.className is 'inline'
     node = if posttime = $('.posttime', root) then posttime else $('span[id]', root).previousSibling
-    [_, month, day, year, hour, min] =
-      node.textContent.match /(\d+)\/(\d+)\/(\d+)\(\w+\)(\d+):(\d+)/
-    year = "20#{year}"
-    month -= 1 #months start at 0
-    hour = g.chanOffset + Number hour
-    Time.date = new Date year, month, day, hour, min
-    #XXX /b/ will have seconds cut off
+    if parse = Date.parse node.textContent
+      Time.date = new Date parse + g.chanOffset*HOUR
+    else # Firefox the Archaic cannot parse 4chan's time
+      [_, month, day, year, hour, min] =
+        node.textContent.match /(\d+)\/(\d+)\/(\d+)\(\w+\)(\d+):(\d+)/
+      year = "20#{year}"
+      month -= 1 #months start at 0
+      hour = g.chanOffset + Number hour
+      Time.date = new Date year, month, day, hour, min
+      #XXX /b/ will have seconds cut off
 
     time = $.el 'time',
       textContent: ' ' + Time.funk(Time) + ' '