diff --git a/4chan_x.user.js b/4chan_x.user.js
index de1d6b562..875ff3e67 100644
--- a/4chan_x.user.js
+++ b/4chan_x.user.js
@@ -73,7 +73,7 @@
  */
 
 (function() {
-  var $, $$, Anonymize, AutoGif, Conf, Config, DAY, ExpandComment, ExpandThread, Favicon, FileInfo, Filter, GetTitle, HOUR, ImageExpand, ImageHover, Keybinds, MINUTE, Main, NAMESPACE, Nav, Options, QR, QuoteBacklink, QuoteCT, QuoteInline, QuoteOP, QuotePreview, Quotify, Redirect, ReplyHiding, ReportButton, RevealSpoilers, SECOND, Sauce, StrikethroughQuotes, ThreadHiding, ThreadStats, Threading, Time, TitlePost, UI, Unread, Updater, VERSION, Watcher, flatten, _base;
+  var $, $$, Anonymize, AutoGif, Conf, Config, ExpandComment, ExpandThread, Favicon, FileInfo, Filter, GetTitle, ImageExpand, ImageHover, Keybinds, Main, NAMESPACE, Nav, Options, QR, QuoteBacklink, QuoteCT, QuoteInline, QuoteOP, QuotePreview, Quotify, Redirect, ReplyHiding, ReportButton, RevealSpoilers, Sauce, StrikethroughQuotes, ThreadHiding, ThreadStats, Threading, Time, TitlePost, UI, Unread, Updater, VERSION, Watcher, flatten, _base;
 
   Config = {
     main: {
@@ -298,15 +298,11 @@
 
   VERSION = '2.29.1';
 
-  SECOND = 1000;
-
-  MINUTE = 60 * SECOND;
-
-  HOUR = 60 * MINUTE;
-
-  DAY = 24 * HOUR;
-
   $.extend($, {
+    SECOND: 1000,
+    MINUTE: 60 * $.SECOND,
+    HOUR: 60 * $.MINUTE,
+    DAY: 24 * $.HOUR,
     log: typeof (_base = console.log).bind === "function" ? _base.bind(console) : void 0,
     d: document,
     engine: /WebKit|Presto|Gecko/.exec(navigator.userAgent)[0].toLowerCase(),
@@ -1384,7 +1380,7 @@
       set: function(seconds) {
         if (!Conf['Cooldown']) return;
         QR.cooldown.count(seconds);
-        return $.set("/" + Main.BOARD + "/cooldown", Date.now() + seconds * SECOND);
+        return $.set("/" + Main.BOARD + "/cooldown", Date.now() + seconds * $.SECOND);
       },
       count: function(seconds) {
         if (!((0 <= seconds && seconds <= 60))) return;
@@ -1686,7 +1682,7 @@
       },
       load: function() {
         var challenge;
-        this.timeout = Date.now() + 26 * MINUTE;
+        this.timeout = Date.now() + 26 * $.MINUTE;
         challenge = this.challenge.firstChild.value;
         this.img.alt = challenge;
         this.img.src = "http://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=" + challenge;
@@ -2835,7 +2831,7 @@
       chanOffset = 5 - new Date().getTimezoneOffset() / 60;
       if ($.isDST()) chanOffset--;
       this.parse = Date.parse('10/11/11(Tue)18:53') === 1318351980000 ? function(node) {
-        return new Date(Date.parse(node.textContent) + chanOffset * HOUR);
+        return new Date(Date.parse(node.textContent) + chanOffset * $.HOUR);
       } : function(node) {
         var day, hour, min, month, year, _, _ref;
         _ref = node.textContent.match(/(\d+)\/(\d+)\/(\d+)\(\w+\)(\d+):(\d+)/), _ = _ref[0], month = _ref[1], day = _ref[2], year = _ref[3], hour = _ref[4], min = _ref[5];
@@ -3849,7 +3845,7 @@
       }
       Main.addStyle();
       now = Date.now();
-      if (Conf['Check for Updates'] && $.get('lastUpdate', 0) < now - 6 * HOUR) {
+      if (Conf['Check for Updates'] && $.get('lastUpdate', 0) < now - 6 * $.HOUR) {
         $.ready(function() {
           return $.add($.d.head, $.el('script', {
             src: 'https://raw.github.com/mayhemydg/4chan-x/master/latest.js'
@@ -3858,9 +3854,9 @@
         $.set('lastUpdate', now);
       }
       Main.hiddenReplies = $.get("hiddenReplies/" + Main.BOARD + "/", {});
-      if ($.get('lastChecked', 0) < now - 1 * DAY) {
+      if ($.get('lastChecked', 0) < now - 1 * $.DAY) {
         $.set('lastChecked', now);
-        cutoff = now - 7 * DAY;
+        cutoff = now - 7 * $.DAY;
         hiddenThreads = $.get("hiddenThreads/" + Main.BOARD + "/", {});
         for (id in hiddenThreads) {
           timestamp = hiddenThreads[id];
diff --git a/script.coffee b/script.coffee
index 55fe92d5c..4bec051e2 100644
--- a/script.coffee
+++ b/script.coffee
@@ -260,12 +260,12 @@ $.extend = (object, properties) ->
 
 NAMESPACE = '4chan_x.'
 VERSION = '2.29.1'
-SECOND = 1000
-MINUTE = 60*SECOND
-HOUR   = 60*MINUTE
-DAY    = 24*HOUR
 
 $.extend $,
+  SECOND: 1000
+  MINUTE: 60*$.SECOND
+  HOUR  : 60*$.MINUTE
+  DAY   : 24*$.HOUR
   log:
     # XXX GreaseMonkey can't into console.log.bind
     console.log.bind? console
@@ -1138,7 +1138,7 @@ QR =
     set: (seconds) ->
       return unless Conf['Cooldown']
       QR.cooldown.count seconds
-      $.set "/#{Main.BOARD}/cooldown", Date.now() + seconds*SECOND
+      $.set "/#{Main.BOARD}/cooldown", Date.now() + seconds*$.SECOND
     count: (seconds) ->
       return unless 0 <= seconds <= 60
       setTimeout QR.cooldown.count, 1000, seconds-1
@@ -1391,7 +1391,7 @@ QR =
       @reload()
     load: ->
       # Timeout is available at RecaptchaState.timeout in seconds.
-      @timeout  = Date.now() + 26*MINUTE
+      @timeout  = Date.now() + 26*$.MINUTE
       challenge = @challenge.firstChild.value
       @img.alt  = challenge
       @img.src  = "http://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=#{challenge}"
@@ -2400,7 +2400,7 @@ Time =
 
     @parse =
       if Date.parse('10/11/11(Tue)18:53') is 1318351980000
-        (node) -> new Date Date.parse(node.textContent) + chanOffset*HOUR
+        (node) -> new Date Date.parse(node.textContent) + chanOffset*$.HOUR
       else # Firefox and Opera do not parse 4chan's time format correctly
         (node) ->
           [_, month, day, year, hour, min] =
@@ -3196,15 +3196,15 @@ Main =
     Main.addStyle()
 
     now = Date.now()
-    if Conf['Check for Updates'] and $.get('lastUpdate',  0) < now - 6*HOUR
+    if Conf['Check for Updates'] and $.get('lastUpdate',  0) < now - 6*$.HOUR
       $.ready -> $.add $.d.head, $.el 'script', src: 'https://raw.github.com/mayhemydg/4chan-x/master/latest.js'
       $.set 'lastUpdate', now
 
     Main.hiddenReplies = $.get "hiddenReplies/#{Main.BOARD}/", {}
-    if $.get('lastChecked', 0) < now - 1*DAY
+    if $.get('lastChecked', 0) < now - 1*$.DAY
       $.set 'lastChecked', now
 
-      cutoff = now - 7*DAY
+      cutoff = now - 7*$.DAY
       hiddenThreads = $.get "hiddenThreads/#{Main.BOARD}/", {}
 
       for id, timestamp of hiddenThreads