diff --git a/4chan_x.user.js b/4chan_x.user.js
index 3bfededcb..7396a95c2 100644
--- a/4chan_x.user.js
+++ b/4chan_x.user.js
@@ -1950,26 +1950,10 @@
     foo: function() {
       var code;
       code = conf['time'].replace(/%([A-Za-z])/g, function(s, c) {
-        switch (c) {
-          case 'a':
-          case 'A':
-          case 'b':
-          case 'B':
-          case 'd':
-          case 'e':
-          case 'H':
-          case 'I':
-          case 'k':
-          case 'l':
-          case 'm':
-          case 'M':
-          case 'p':
-          case 'P':
-          case 'y':
-            return "' + Time." + c + "() + '";
-            break;
-          default:
-            return s;
+        if (c in Time.formatters) {
+          return "' + Time.formatters." + c + "() + '";
+        } else {
+          return s;
         }
       });
       return Time.funk = Function('Time', "return '" + code + "'");
@@ -1983,58 +1967,60 @@
         return n;
       }
     },
-    a: function() {
-      return this.day[this.date.getDay()].slice(0, 3);
-    },
-    A: function() {
-      return this.day[this.date.getDay()];
-    },
-    b: function() {
-      return this.month[this.date.getMonth()].slice(0, 3);
-    },
-    B: function() {
-      return this.month[this.date.getMonth()];
-    },
-    d: function() {
-      return this.zeroPad(this.date.getDate());
-    },
-    e: function() {
-      return this.date.getDate();
-    },
-    H: function() {
-      return this.zeroPad(this.date.getHours());
-    },
-    I: function() {
-      return this.zeroPad(this.date.getHours() % 12 || 12);
-    },
-    k: function() {
-      return this.date.getHours();
-    },
-    l: function() {
-      return this.date.getHours() % 12 || 12;
-    },
-    m: function() {
-      return this.zeroPad(this.date.getMonth() + 1);
-    },
-    M: function() {
-      return this.zeroPad(this.date.getMinutes());
-    },
-    p: function() {
-      if (this.date.getHours() < 12) {
-        return 'AM';
-      } else {
-        return 'PM';
+    formatters: {
+      a: function() {
+        return Time.day[Time.date.getDay()].slice(0, 3);
+      },
+      A: function() {
+        return Time.day[Time.date.getDay()];
+      },
+      b: function() {
+        return Time.month[Time.date.getMonth()].slice(0, 3);
+      },
+      B: function() {
+        return Time.month[Time.date.getMonth()];
+      },
+      d: function() {
+        return Time.zeroPad(Time.date.getDate());
+      },
+      e: function() {
+        return Time.date.getDate();
+      },
+      H: function() {
+        return Time.zeroPad(Time.date.getHours());
+      },
+      I: function() {
+        return Time.zeroPad(Time.date.getHours() % 12 || 12);
+      },
+      k: function() {
+        return Time.date.getHours();
+      },
+      l: function() {
+        return Time.date.getHours() % 12 || 12;
+      },
+      m: function() {
+        return Time.zeroPad(Time.date.getMonth() + 1);
+      },
+      M: function() {
+        return Time.zeroPad(Time.date.getMinutes());
+      },
+      p: function() {
+        if (Time.date.getHours() < 12) {
+          return 'AM';
+        } else {
+          return 'PM';
+        }
+      },
+      P: function() {
+        if (Time.date.getHours() < 12) {
+          return 'am';
+        } else {
+          return 'pm';
+        }
+      },
+      y: function() {
+        return Time.date.getFullYear() - 2000;
       }
-    },
-    P: function() {
-      if (this.date.getHours() < 12) {
-        return 'am';
-      } else {
-        return 'pm';
-      }
-    },
-    y: function() {
-      return this.date.getFullYear() - 2000;
     }
   };
   titlePost = {
diff --git a/script.coffee b/script.coffee
index f70d510c1..555c0dfce 100644
--- a/script.coffee
+++ b/script.coffee
@@ -1557,9 +1557,10 @@ Time =
     $.replace s, time
   foo: ->
     code = conf['time'].replace /%([A-Za-z])/g, (s, c) ->
-      switch c
-        when 'a', 'A', 'b', 'B', 'd', 'e', 'H', 'I', 'k', 'l', 'm', 'M', 'p', 'P', 'y' then "' + Time.#{c}() + '"
-        else s
+      if c of Time.formatters
+        "' + Time.formatters.#{c}() + '"
+      else
+        s
     Time.funk = Function 'Time', "return '#{code}'"
   day: [
     'Sunday'
@@ -1585,21 +1586,22 @@ Time =
     'December'
   ]
   zeroPad: (n) -> if n < 10 then '0' + n else n
-  a: -> @day[@date.getDay()][...3]
-  A: -> @day[@date.getDay()]
-  b: -> @month[@date.getMonth()][...3]
-  B: -> @month[@date.getMonth()]
-  d: -> @zeroPad @date.getDate()
-  e: -> @date.getDate()
-  H: -> @zeroPad @date.getHours()
-  I: -> @zeroPad @date.getHours() % 12 or 12
-  k: -> @date.getHours()
-  l: -> @date.getHours() % 12 or 12
-  m: -> @zeroPad @date.getMonth() + 1
-  M: -> @zeroPad @date.getMinutes()
-  p: -> if @date.getHours() < 12 then 'AM' else 'PM'
-  P: -> if @date.getHours() < 12 then 'am' else 'pm'
-  y: -> @date.getFullYear() - 2000
+  formatters:
+    a: -> Time.day[Time.date.getDay()][...3]
+    A: -> Time.day[Time.date.getDay()]
+    b: -> Time.month[Time.date.getMonth()][...3]
+    B: -> Time.month[Time.date.getMonth()]
+    d: -> Time.zeroPad Time.date.getDate()
+    e: -> Time.date.getDate()
+    H: -> Time.zeroPad Time.date.getHours()
+    I: -> Time.zeroPad Time.date.getHours() % 12 or 12
+    k: -> Time.date.getHours()
+    l: -> Time.date.getHours() % 12 or 12
+    m: -> Time.zeroPad Time.date.getMonth() + 1
+    M: -> Time.zeroPad Time.date.getMinutes()
+    p: -> if Time.date.getHours() < 12 then 'AM' else 'PM'
+    P: -> if Time.date.getHours() < 12 then 'am' else 'pm'
+    y: -> Time.date.getFullYear() - 2000
 
 titlePost =
   init: ->