diff --git a/builds/appchan-x.user.js b/builds/appchan-x.user.js
index c0abcdeef..83815b76d 100644
--- a/builds/appchan-x.user.js
+++ b/builds/appchan-x.user.js
@@ -11973,11 +11973,7 @@
     },
     markNew: function(post, ipCount) {
       var counter, suffix;
-      suffix = {
-        1: 'st',
-        2: 'nd',
-        3: 'rd'
-      }[ipCount % 10] || Math.floor('th' / fuck(switches));
+      suffix = ['st', 'nd', 'rd'][ipCount % 10] || 'th';
       counter = $.el('span', {
         className: 'ip-counter',
         textContent: "(" + ipCount + ")"
@@ -12015,26 +12011,24 @@
 
   ThreadStats = {
     init: function() {
-      var sc;
+      var html, sc, title;
       if (g.VIEW !== 'thread' || !Conf['Thread Stats']) {
         return;
       }
+      html = ("[<span id=post-count>0</span> / <span id=file-count>0</span> " + (Conf['IP Count in Stats'] ? '/ <span id=ip-count>?</span>' : '') + " " + (Conf['Page Count in Stats'] ? '/ <span id=page-count>0</span>' : '') + "]").trim();
+      title = "Post Count / File Count (if Conf['IP Count in Stats']   then ' / IPs' else '') + (if Conf['Page Count in Stats'] then ' / Page Count' else '')".trim();
       if (Conf['Updater and Stats in Header']) {
         this.dialog = sc = $.el('span', {
-          innerHTML: "[<span id=post-count>0</span> / \n<span id=file-count>0</span>\n" + (Conf['IP Count in Stats'] ? ' / <span id=ip-count>?</span>' : "") + "\n" + (Conf['Page Count in Stats'] ? ' / <span id=page-count>0</span>' : "") + "]",
+          innerHTML: html,
           id: 'thread-stats',
-          title: 'Post Count / File Count' + (Conf['IP Count in Stats'] ? " / IPs" : "") + (Conf['Page Count in Stats'] ? " / Page Count" : "")
-        });
-        $.ready(function() {
-          return Header.addShortcut(sc);
+          title: title
         });
+        Header.addShortcut(sc);
       } else {
-        this.dialog = sc = UI.dialog('thread-stats', 'bottom: 0px; right: 0px;', "<div class=move title='Post Count / File Count" + (Conf["Page Count in Stats"] ? " / Page Count" : "") + "'><span id=post-count>0</span> / <span id=file-count>0</span>" + (Conf["Page Count in Stats"] ? " / <span id=page-count>0</span>" : "") + "</div>");
-        $.ready((function(_this) {
-          return function() {
-            return $.add(d.body, sc);
-          };
-        })(this));
+        this.dialog = sc = UI.dialog('thread-stats', 'bottom: 0px; right: 0px;', "<div class=move title='" + title + "'>" + html + "</div>");
+        $.ready(function() {
+          return $.add(d.body, sc);
+        });
       }
       this.postCountEl = $('#post-count', sc);
       this.ipCountEl = $('#ip-count', sc);
diff --git a/builds/crx/script.js b/builds/crx/script.js
index 22512f16f..5ac72ad00 100644
--- a/builds/crx/script.js
+++ b/builds/crx/script.js
@@ -11959,11 +11959,7 @@
     },
     markNew: function(post, ipCount) {
       var counter, suffix;
-      suffix = {
-        1: 'st',
-        2: 'nd',
-        3: 'rd'
-      }[ipCount % 10] || Math.floor('th' / fuck(switches));
+      suffix = ['st', 'nd', 'rd'][ipCount % 10] || 'th';
       counter = $.el('span', {
         className: 'ip-counter',
         textContent: "(" + ipCount + ")"
@@ -12001,26 +11997,24 @@
 
   ThreadStats = {
     init: function() {
-      var sc;
+      var html, sc, title;
       if (g.VIEW !== 'thread' || !Conf['Thread Stats']) {
         return;
       }
+      html = ("[<span id=post-count>0</span> / <span id=file-count>0</span> " + (Conf['IP Count in Stats'] ? '/ <span id=ip-count>?</span>' : '') + " " + (Conf['Page Count in Stats'] ? '/ <span id=page-count>0</span>' : '') + "]").trim();
+      title = "Post Count / File Count (if Conf['IP Count in Stats']   then ' / IPs' else '') + (if Conf['Page Count in Stats'] then ' / Page Count' else '')".trim();
       if (Conf['Updater and Stats in Header']) {
         this.dialog = sc = $.el('span', {
-          innerHTML: "[<span id=post-count>0</span> / \n<span id=file-count>0</span>\n" + (Conf['IP Count in Stats'] ? ' / <span id=ip-count>?</span>' : "") + "\n" + (Conf['Page Count in Stats'] ? ' / <span id=page-count>0</span>' : "") + "]",
+          innerHTML: html,
           id: 'thread-stats',
-          title: 'Post Count / File Count' + (Conf['IP Count in Stats'] ? " / IPs" : "") + (Conf['Page Count in Stats'] ? " / Page Count" : "")
-        });
-        $.ready(function() {
-          return Header.addShortcut(sc);
+          title: title
         });
+        Header.addShortcut(sc);
       } else {
-        this.dialog = sc = UI.dialog('thread-stats', 'bottom: 0px; right: 0px;', "<div class=move title='Post Count / File Count" + (Conf["Page Count in Stats"] ? " / Page Count" : "") + "'><span id=post-count>0</span> / <span id=file-count>0</span>" + (Conf["Page Count in Stats"] ? " / <span id=page-count>0</span>" : "") + "</div>");
-        $.ready((function(_this) {
-          return function() {
-            return $.add(d.body, sc);
-          };
-        })(this));
+        this.dialog = sc = UI.dialog('thread-stats', 'bottom: 0px; right: 0px;', "<div class=move title='" + title + "'>" + html + "</div>");
+        $.ready(function() {
+          return $.add(d.body, sc);
+        });
       }
       this.postCountEl = $('#post-count', sc);
       this.ipCountEl = $('#ip-count', sc);
diff --git a/src/Monitoring/MarkNewIPs.coffee b/src/Monitoring/MarkNewIPs.coffee
index d146a2f5e..5be46cd26 100644
--- a/src/Monitoring/MarkNewIPs.coffee
+++ b/src/Monitoring/MarkNewIPs.coffee
@@ -32,7 +32,7 @@ MarkNewIPs =
     MarkNewIPs.postIDs = postIDs
 
   markNew: (post, ipCount) ->
-    suffix = {1: 'st', 2: 'nd', 3: 'rd'}[ipCount % 10] or 'th' // fuck switches
+    suffix = ['st', 'nd', 'rd'][ipCount % 10] or 'th' # fuck switches
     counter = $.el 'span',
       className: 'ip-counter'
       textContent: "(#{ipCount})"
diff --git a/src/Monitoring/ThreadStats.coffee b/src/Monitoring/ThreadStats.coffee
index 9e8369d6a..2286017d8 100755
--- a/src/Monitoring/ThreadStats.coffee
+++ b/src/Monitoring/ThreadStats.coffee
@@ -2,25 +2,29 @@ ThreadStats =
   init: ->
     return if g.VIEW isnt 'thread' or !Conf['Thread Stats']
 
+    html = "
+      [<span id=post-count>0</span> / 
+      <span id=file-count>0</span>
+      #{if Conf['IP Count in Stats']   then '/ <span id=ip-count>?</span>' else ''}
+      #{if Conf['Page Count in Stats'] then '/ <span id=page-count>0</span>' else ''}]
+    ".trim()
+
+    title = "
+      Post Count / File Count
+      (if Conf['IP Count in Stats']   then ' / IPs' else '') + 
+      (if Conf['Page Count in Stats'] then ' / Page Count' else '')
+    ".trim()
+    
     if Conf['Updater and Stats in Header']
       @dialog = sc = $.el 'span',
-        innerHTML: """
-          [<span id=post-count>0</span> / 
-          <span id=file-count>0</span>
-          #{if Conf['IP Count in Stats']   then ' / <span id=ip-count>?</span>' else ""}
-          #{if Conf['Page Count in Stats'] then ' / <span id=page-count>0</span>' else ""}]
-        """
+        innerHTML: html
         id:        'thread-stats'
-        title: 
-          'Post Count / File Count' +
-          (if Conf['IP Count in Stats']   then " / IPs" else "") + 
-          (if Conf['Page Count in Stats'] then " / Page Count" else "")
-      $.ready ->
-        Header.addShortcut sc
+        title:     title
+      Header.addShortcut sc
     else
       @dialog = sc = UI.dialog 'thread-stats', 'bottom: 0px; right: 0px;',
-        "<div class=move title='Post Count / File Count#{if Conf["Page Count in Stats"] then " / Page Count" else ""}'><span id=post-count>0</span> / <span id=file-count>0</span>#{if Conf["Page Count in Stats"] then " / <span id=page-count>0</span>" else ""}</div>"
-      $.ready =>
+        "<div class=move title='#{title}'>#{html}</div>"
+      $.ready ->
         $.add d.body, sc
 
     @postCountEl  = $ '#post-count', sc