diff --git a/builds/4chan-X.user.js b/builds/4chan-X.user.js
index f2aa12fc2..117f1b822 100644
--- a/builds/4chan-X.user.js
+++ b/builds/4chan-X.user.js
@@ -3408,32 +3408,19 @@
       return Get.insert(post, root, context);
     },
     parseMarkup: function(text) {
-      switch (text) {
-        case '\n':
-          return '<br>';
-        case '[b]':
-          return '<b>';
-        case '[/b]':
-          return '</b>';
-        case '[spoiler]':
-          return '<s>';
-        case '[/spoiler]':
-          return '</s>';
-        case '[code]':
-          return '<pre class=prettyprint>';
-        case '[/code]':
-          return '</pre>';
-        case '[moot]':
-          return '<div style="padding:5px;margin-left:.5em;border-color:#faa;border:2px dashed rgba(255,0,0,.1);border-radius:2px">';
-        case '[/moot]':
-          return '</div>';
-        case '[banned]':
-          return '<strong style="color: red;">';
-        case '[/banned]':
-          return '</strong>';
-        default:
-          return text.replace(':lit', '');
-      }
+      return {
+        '\n': '<br>',
+        '[b]': '<b>',
+        '[/b]': '</b>',
+        '[spoiler]': '<s>',
+        '[/spoiler]': '</s>',
+        '[code]': '<pre class=prettyprint>',
+        '[/code]': '</pre>',
+        '[moot]': '<div style="padding:5px;margin-left:.5em;border-color:#faa;border:2px dashed rgba(255,0,0,.1);border-radius:2px">',
+        '[/moot]': '</div>',
+        '[banned]': '<strong style="color: red;">',
+        '[/banned]': '</strong>'
+      }[text] || text.replace(':lit', '');
     }
   };
 
diff --git a/builds/crx/script.js b/builds/crx/script.js
index 5803bd0b7..d019b6295 100644
--- a/builds/crx/script.js
+++ b/builds/crx/script.js
@@ -3418,32 +3418,19 @@
       return Get.insert(post, root, context);
     },
     parseMarkup: function(text) {
-      switch (text) {
-        case '\n':
-          return '<br>';
-        case '[b]':
-          return '<b>';
-        case '[/b]':
-          return '</b>';
-        case '[spoiler]':
-          return '<s>';
-        case '[/spoiler]':
-          return '</s>';
-        case '[code]':
-          return '<pre class=prettyprint>';
-        case '[/code]':
-          return '</pre>';
-        case '[moot]':
-          return '<div style="padding:5px;margin-left:.5em;border-color:#faa;border:2px dashed rgba(255,0,0,.1);border-radius:2px">';
-        case '[/moot]':
-          return '</div>';
-        case '[banned]':
-          return '<strong style="color: red;">';
-        case '[/banned]':
-          return '</strong>';
-        default:
-          return text.replace(':lit', '');
-      }
+      return {
+        '\n': '<br>',
+        '[b]': '<b>',
+        '[/b]': '</b>',
+        '[spoiler]': '<s>',
+        '[/spoiler]': '</s>',
+        '[code]': '<pre class=prettyprint>',
+        '[/code]': '</pre>',
+        '[moot]': '<div style="padding:5px;margin-left:.5em;border-color:#faa;border:2px dashed rgba(255,0,0,.1);border-radius:2px">',
+        '[/moot]': '</div>',
+        '[banned]': '<strong style="color: red;">',
+        '[/banned]': '</strong>'
+      }[text] || text.replace(':lit', '');
     }
   };
 
diff --git a/src/General/Get.coffee b/src/General/Get.coffee
index 0f41b7f9e..d3676ae15 100755
--- a/src/General/Get.coffee
+++ b/src/General/Get.coffee
@@ -215,28 +215,16 @@ Get =
     Main.callbackNodes Post, [post]
     Get.insert post, root, context
   parseMarkup: (text) ->
-    switch text
-      when '\n'
-        '<br>'
-      when '[b]'
-        '<b>'
-      when '[/b]'
-        '</b>'
-      when '[spoiler]'
-        '<s>'
-      when '[/spoiler]'
-        '</s>'
-      when '[code]'
-        '<pre class=prettyprint>'
-      when '[/code]'
-        '</pre>'
-      when '[moot]'
-        '<div style="padding:5px;margin-left:.5em;border-color:#faa;border:2px dashed rgba(255,0,0,.1);border-radius:2px">'
-      when '[/moot]'
-        '</div>'
-      when '[banned]'
-        '<strong style="color: red;">'
-      when '[/banned]'
-        '</strong>'
-      else
-        text.replace ':lit', ''
+    {
+      '\n':         '<br>'
+      '[b]':        '<b>'
+      '[/b]':       '</b>'
+      '[spoiler]':  '<s>'
+      '[/spoiler]': '</s>'
+      '[code]':     '<pre class=prettyprint>'
+      '[/code]':    '</pre>'
+      '[moot]':     '<div style="padding:5px;margin-left:.5em;border-color:#faa;border:2px dashed rgba(255,0,0,.1);border-radius:2px">'
+      '[/moot]':    '</div>'
+      '[banned]':   '<strong style="color: red;">'
+      '[/banned]':  '</strong>'
+    }[text] or text.replace ':lit', ''
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